I Ranked Literally Every Pokemon

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Channel: WolfeyVGCGenerated by anonymousDuration: 3h 50mPublished Mar 14, 2026Model: gemini-3-flash-preview
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0:00 Ranking Every Pokémon: Viability, Iconicity, and Design
    1:45 The absolute bottom of the list
    4:30 True Fodder: Forgettable early-route encounters
    6:30 "Mad Because Bad": Disappointing designs
    8:15 The first Generation 1 Pokémon is ranked
    10:15 Badge Collectors: Temporary team members
    12:19 The worst Starter Pokémon in the franchise
    14:30 Trailer Filler: Pokémon hyped then forgotten
    16:50 Can a Pokémon be so ugly it’s actually good?
    19:20 Ranking the worst Legendary and Mythical Pokémon
    21:30 Introducing the "Usable Derogatory" category
    23:00 Why this Pokémon is the ultimate table for snacks

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0:00 Ranking every single Pokémon based on viability iconicity and design
1:45 The small and ugly Rellor takes the last place spot
2:30 Explaining why Barbaracle is the host's most hated Pokémon ever
4:30 Defining the True Fodder category for forgettable early route monsters
6:30 Carnivine introduces the Mad because Bad subcategory of disappointing designs
8:15 Spearow becomes the first Generation 1 Pokémon to be ranked
10:15 Moving into the Badge Collectors category for temporary team members
11:22 The legendary level 1 strategy helps Aron climb the list
12:19 Chespin is named the worst starter Pokémon in the franchise
14:30 Identifying the Trailer Filler Pokémon that were forgotten after launch
16:50 Defending Bruxish for being so ugly that it becomes memorable
19:20 Volcanion ranks as the worst Legendary and Mythical Pokémon overall
21:30 Introducing the Usable Derogatory category for technically playable Pokémon
23:00 Crowned as the best table for snacks Avalugg ranks high

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