Why Nobody Codes in Perl Anymore

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0:00 Larry Wall's accidental invention of Perl
2:55 The struggle of "write-only" code
5:00 Programming as an amoral artistic medium
6:35 Perl’s glorious mess vs Python’s order
8:50 Can ChatGPT actually write Perl?
10:10 When AI hallucinates algorithms
12:10 The hidden logic of Perl code-golfing
13:30 Does Perl's messiness make us better developers?
15:10 Why code is for humans, not just machines
16:10 Is English the next big programming language?
17:10 The problem with LLM-generated code

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0:00 Larry Wall falls asleep, invents Perl from keyboard forehead bump
0:25 Perl was once everywhere, the 'duct tape of the internet' language
0:58 Perl's philosophical motto: "There's More Than One Way to Do It"
1:30 AI might just make every codebase a 'write-only' language, hilarious thought
2:00 Perl wants to knock you over the head with conditional statements
2:55 Writing Perl code and not understanding it the next day is common
3:40 Larry Wall's linguistic missionary duty was fulfilled by Perl's decline
4:20 Perl is the language of the people, by the people, for the people
5:00 A language ought to be an amoral artistic medium, no programming dogma
5:50 This is a strange argument for using a programming language
6:35 Comparing Perl's messiness to Python's 'well-ordered' structure
7:25 Perl helps you achieve humility, world is more complex than imagined
8:05 Using Perl to stay humble is like kicking yourself in the balls
8:50 ChatGPT writes five different QuickSorts in Perl, interesting challenge
9:40 ChatGPT's QuickSort uses a suboptimal pivot, rookie mistake
10:10 This QuickSort isn't quicksort; it's a variant of merge sort with N memory
10:40 QuickSort is the most fumbling algorithm, with log(N) memory allocation
11:00 Ternary operator condensed, iterative QuickSort with 'next if' statement
11:30 Iterative QuickSort avoids recursion by implementing its own stack
12:10 Perl's code-golfed QuickSort: Q is the function, regex for partition
12:50 The code-golfed Perl is hard to read but surprisingly logical
13:30 This anti-AI article argues Perl's messy nature makes us humble
14:20 Perl is the language of the people, for the people, by the people
15:10 Programs must be written for people to read, only incidentally for machines
16:10 Venture capitalists pushing English as the next popular programming language
16:40 If you say English is a programming language, you are an idiot
17:10 Theo got triggered by LLMs generating JavaScript, it's hilarious

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