We did it?

Video Chapters

• 0:00 Welcoming the Chaos: The 7-Day Game Jam Begins!
• 1:04 The Balatro Deception: Unmasking the Speedrunning Secret.
• 2:30 Game Jam Life: Wine Breaks & Battling Bugs.
• 3:51 Prime's Artistic Touch: A Heartwarming Surprise Unveiled.
• 5:56 Roxas, The Legend: Entering the Fray to Play His Own Game.
• 9:27 Adam, The Pixel King: Crafting the Game's Visuals.
• 14:37 Last 8 Minutes! Witness the Gameplay Under Pressure.
• 15:53 Hands Up! The Game Jam's Golden Hour Arrives.
• 17:35 Post-Jam Panic: The Dreaded Upload Fails!
• 20:00 Breakthrough! Celebrating the Game's Launch & Team Spirit.

Original Output

0:00 Welcoming the Chaos: The 7-Day Game Jam Begins!
1:04 The Balatro Deception: Unmasking the Speedrunning Secret.
2:30 Game Jam Life: Wine Breaks & Battling Bugs.
3:51 Prime's Artistic Touch: A Heartwarming Surprise Unveiled.
5:56 Roxas, The Legend: Entering the Fray to Play His Own Game.
9:27 Adam, The Pixel King: Crafting the Game's Visuals.
14:37 Last 8 Minutes! Witness the Gameplay Under Pressure.
15:53 Hands Up! The Game Jam's Golden Hour Arrives.
17:35 Post-Jam Panic: The Dreaded Upload Fails!
20:00 Breakthrough! Celebrating the Game's Launch & Team Spirit.

Timestamps by StampBot 🤖

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0:00 Welcome to the 7-Day Game Jam, where medieval attire is optional
0:04 Everyone's feeling the crunch; deadlines loom and new features emerge
0:12 The chaotic energy of late-night coding sessions is palpable
0:22 Desperately trying to balance the game while eating a burrito from both sides
0:47 Saying goodbyes and wishing for sleep after a long game jam
1:04 A shocking confession: Balatro speedrunning skills were a carefully crafted deception
1:25 It's all about making sure gameplay mechanics are reasonable, not biased at all
1:53 The proof is in the DMs: Andrew Nestico is the real Balatro mastermind
2:03 It's a conspiracy: the team thinks she's a Balatro player and gives her full control
2:10 TJ is not the problem, but new bosses less than 24 hours out? Questionable
2:30 Game perfect now (mostly), still finding bugs, but a well-deserved wine break awaits
3:00 Holding the expensive camera, pouring wine, and enjoying the free snacks
3:18 Congratulations to the team for pulling it off; an impressive feat of brilliance
3:51 The most important thing is finished: Prime's surprise art addition
4:17 Explanation of the heartwarming story behind the new in-game art
4:44 High fives, hugs, and talk of continuing the game jam every Thursday
5:13 TJ is not the problem, but new bosses less than 24 hours out? Questionable.
5:20 Power nap needed: the PM role is surprisingly demanding and full of checklists
5:56 Roxas the Myth, the Legend, makes his grand entrance and embraces everyone
6:34 He only hates the devs, not the artists, and is ready to play his own game
6:45 Roxas is actually playing the game through, unlike the lazy devs
7:16 Two items for you: a wine goblet that ages like fine wine and a bag of chips
7:52 The bug where action queue items get stuck is a frustrating problem to fix
8:12 Power nap needed: the PM role is surprisingly demanding and full of checklists.
8:47 Do these guys even have jobs? Just casually making video games in a water tower
9:08 Tinkering on the code side, hoping to sneak some assets into the game
9:27 Adam is the literal Pixel King; his artistry made this game possible
10:20 Four hours left, and I believe in them (mostly), because it looks good
10:40 Do not disturb the programmers, or they will forget everything and time runs out
10:48 No vlogs right now, we have three hours and thirty-two minutes left!
10:53 She just added a bunch of new gear that she's not sure works
11:01 They are screwed; grabbing some wine and chips for the final countdown
11:07 Not worried, didn't sleep, but confident we'll have a playable game in two hours
11:28 No eye contact allowed, just odd assets and enduring the team's stress
11:53 They still haven't played the game through, and are still shipping features
12:18 It's great, he's winning! Just 1500 more bats, then he's through wave six
12:31 Three arrow towers, XP farm through bonus levels, and the game is easy
12:44 He is the only one who can beat both versions of the game, every year
13:04 It's getting kind of tight, but I'm used to this kind of pressure
13:19 38 minutes left, still haven't tested the game, Adam is still drawing pictures
13:38 We are in the final hour of friendship, and he's not feeling the pressure
14:05 All level configurations were maybe not multiplying correctly 30 minutes before
14:15 Two expense reports and daycare payments; hoping for approvals for his sake
14:33 10 minutes left, and it's bananas! He's just going to eat his Pringles
14:37 This is what the gameplay looks like with 8 minutes left to ship the game
15:07 Five minutes, he's done! Just making sure the vision is met
15:19 It's good, it's a game, he's actually thinking about his choices
15:30 Pull, push, three minutes left to push; everyone is getting hyped up
15:42 Cursor, fix this! The game is complex, and everyone is panicking in the final minutes
15:53 Hands up, laptops down, keyboards down! The golden hour has arrived
16:07 It works on his machine! Time to ship it, but there are several issues
16:20 A playable game (mostly) has been created, and hugs are being shared
16:32 We finally sleep long enough! Big Z did it, Night Crew did it!
16:44 How could this have happened without Lindsay? She made everything possible
17:07 Lindsay didn't touch the code, but this wouldn't have happened without her
17:20 Josh has been doing all the edits behind the scenes!
17:25 He's been doing all the edits behind the scenes, and he's awesome!
17:35 Build complete! Time to upload, but they can't upload the file
17:50 They literally can't upload the file; it's too big! It requires rsync
18:07 It's not going well, nobody can run the game they just uploaded
18:25 Hands back on keyboards! It's a Linux exclusive, but it's not working
18:32 Giving out hugs because they celebrated too early, and the game isn't uploading
18:43 It failed! It's trying to rsync, but nobody knows what rsync is
18:56 It's not going well, they uploaded it, but nobody can run the game
19:07 This happens literally every game jam, but they usually have an hour grace period
19:22 He only probably slept 1 PM yesterday, so like 30 hours ago!
19:43 He literally has no idea what's happening; just staring at his phone
20:00 Success! He did a lot of work, and he's a good guy!
20:08 He's really happy to work with his friends on a fun project
20:10 It's a great blessing to work with your friends on a fun project
20:18 He's happy with what came out, but doesn't know how to give people the game
20:30 Thanks everyone, very thankful for the opportunity and for coming through
20:41 Sharing a love of programming, game design, and fighting about random mechanics
20:53 Build what you want, have fun, and build what you want
21:24 The end, it always feels weird ending something, like finishing The Wheel of Time
21:38 He's super proud, and they made incredible progress on the game
21:49 He's not going to lie, he cried pretty hard when they surprised him with that card
22:07 Going home to put hundreds more hours into it; now the fun part begins
22:18 Play, play, play, card, card, card: how do we make this fun, hard, and exciting?
22:25 Thanks BenQ for the monitors, Fractal for the chairs, Framework for the laptops
22:31 Thanks everybody for the sponsorships and watching! You can build what you want
22:42 He hopes you feel a motivation that you can work really hard and make stuff you want
22:52 You can totally do it; build what you want because you're sufficiently motivated
23:20 Three!

Timestamps by StampBot 🤖